Perhaps Sterling could go into the beverage business. After all, he has much in common with this namesake beverage:
- The beverage is caffeine free so it won’t keep you up. Sterling’s voice puts me right to sleep.
- The beverage is light and bubbly, but has no real substance. Ditto for JS.
- While it may seem refreshing at first, its bland taste gets old fast.
- When exposed for any length of time, it loses its fizz and becomes flat and boring. Kind of like Sterling by the second inning.
Any other similarities?